This is one of the dumbest things I've made. I cannot stand it. The vid shows several scenes from Transformers, and tallies some of the toilet humor jokes. That's it. That's all. A little counter comes up and goes "ding." I made it while bored, and got lazy midway through editing. Thus, I cut it short, and it suffered even more. Thankfully, this abomination went unnoticed for a long while ...

Until YouTube user AeonXero became enraged and posted this:

"Wow! A WHOLE 5 PEE jokes in a 2.5 hour movie! OMG! THE MOVIE SUCKS NOW! call the police! Call the FCC! Amazing how some people can be so obessed. You're a moron, honestly. Can you not enjoy the movie? OMG! PEE JOKES! my... maturity... going... down... must... post on... youtube... LOL, get a life, you piece of shit. Do you know how many references of poo and fart are in Austin Powers? I don't see you referring to that."  - AeonXero

What an ass. Also, what does Austin Powers have to do with this? Other movies with poo jokes = relevant? 

Before I really understood the point of "5 Second Movies" or who created them, I just thought it was a random YouTube meme and tried to contribute. I didn't realized that the originals were made by Doug Walker, of whom I am a big fan. I also thought the point was to literally compress the movie to a 5 second chunk. The real point, however, is to show a clip from a movie, then a second clip that shows how the first is ironic in a funny way. The videos are almost never 5 seconds long. In any case, my 5 second version of Airplane! showed, in order, the title screen, the "shit hitting the fan," and the ending title. It was dumb, and it totally missed the point.

One of my favorite bands is Reel Big Fish. And their most popular and prolific song is "Beer." Excluding live performances, there are multiple versions of the song. (Around six or seven back then.) This video took the [then] released versions and melded them together. It then synced the meldley with a live performance of the song from one of the band's concert DVDs. This created a straight play through of the song that switched versions about once every fifty seconds. Even though I liked this video, I thought it felt out of place, and decided to remove it.