... Couldn't think of a title involving shiny metal asses ...
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... Brody picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue ...
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... Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you ask me to defeat Megatron and save all of humanity ...
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... Totally makes more sense like this ...
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... Well, Kroenen has got some good taste in music, I'll give him that ...
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... I'm sorry, I'm so sorry ...
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... At least he didn't stop on some country station ...
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... What? You ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the refrigerator? ...
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... I don't hear anything ...
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... I cannot think of a tagline. Deal with it ...
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